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new year's eve

when everyone gets drunk and parties all night. and when its midnight we all scream happy new year!!
wow im soo happy it was only 1 minuete ago it was 2003 and 1 minuete later its 2004
by moneyz December 26, 2003
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New Year's Resolution

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach
Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution
by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014
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No Nut New Years

This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one
A God that doesnt nut from Nov. 1 to Jan. 1, No Nut New Years.
by AGod0607 November 1, 2019
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Creamy New Years

The act of taking the most vial and disgusting hooker, getting twenty dudes to cum in her, shake a champagne bottle and letting it off in her vagina without cleaning it, then you proceed to drink the champagne from her.
Okay, we're all set! I got the champagne, now who wants a Creamy New Years?
by Slugedge January 13, 2021
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New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.
We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!
by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012
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New Year’s Rizzolution

When you pick up a girl on the first of January
My friend had massive game with a girl and I said “Woah he got a New Year’s Rizzolution)
by ytayee December 23, 2022
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New Years Cookie

Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’
Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
by drillerin’ed January 7, 2022
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