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Neocon

Short for neoconservative

They are generally the people referred to as the "Alt-Right"

Not only are they hated by the left, they are also hated by the right, including conservatives.
Everybody hates Neocons.
by ThatInternetGuy* June 20, 2020
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Neocon

Lying to someone you don't care about. The act of being a sociopath in general.
Sara: (sobbing) You lied to me! I should have known you just wanted to fuck me!
Tad: (under his breath) Oh, Travis, man, you neoconned that bitch good!
by Gino Licata July 13, 2007
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Neocommunist

A word created in the undeveloped mind of a Neo-conservative who can't argue or debate a point properly. The user usually uses this word when pwned by someone with a clue.
What, the 9/11 commission and senate intelligence committee found that Iraq didn't have any WMDS and there was no connection between Al Qeada and Saddam?! They are all Neo-comms!
by AmericanPatriot1776 July 14, 2004
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anarcho-neocon

An ultra-leftist, largely in the United States and Europe, who uses supposed "socialist" arguments to support what are objectively right-wing, pro-imperialist positions.

Anarcho-neocons portray Western government regime-change efforts as progressive revolutions, while smearing anti-imperialists and anti-war activists -- who think, 'Hey, maybe we shouldn't destroy countries in the Global South' -- as "tankies," "Assadists," and "Stalinists."

Anarcho-neocons agree with old-fashioned neoconservatives that imperialism will bring "authoritarian" countries "democracy."

Anarcho-neocons are always leftier than thou; no existing leftist government will ever be good enough for them. But contras armed and trained by the CIA to disembowel and crucify Third World nationalists are so rad!

Also see: Idlibs
C'mon, don't be ridiculous, everyone knows Molly Crabapple, Shane Bauer, and Charles Davis are not leftists; they're anarcho-neocons who think CIA-backed fascist contras are revolutionaries!
by madurosmoustache July 6, 2020
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Neocon

1. Any person who is winning an argument with a liberal

2. Catch all term used by liberals when they think they've been using Nazi too much.

3. A common element found in conspiracy theories.
1. Conservative: Al Sharpton is not a nice man, he's played a big part in instigating racial violence, and many of his statements are anti-Semitic
Liberal: You neocon bastards hate black people.

2. Conservative: Free speech is important in all situations even when it offends people.
Liberal: You're just a Nazi.
Conservative: In fact offensive speech sometimes is necessary, the Declaration of Independence may have been offensive to King George
Liberal: Shut up you Nazi
Conservative: Can you argue by doing something other than calling me a Nazi?
Liberal: shut up you necon

3. Bush and the Neo-cons caused 9-11
by Graham P Shaw April 28, 2007
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Newcomer

Someone who is too gay to admit their true feelings for another gay person. Eats out the butt daily. Cockshining, buttpirate, gaypride fuckbudy, fudgepacker, cumguzzling, spermfountain, cumdumpster.
"Did you hear about that guy who got soft during sex?"
"Yeah, he must be a Newcomer"
by Torland1993 March 18, 2010
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neocon

n. 1. a convert to conservativism. 2. code used by left-wing anti-semites to identify a conservative Jew 3. a word used by a moron trying to sound intelligent.
1. David Horowitz is a neocon
2. Chris Matthews called Bill Safire a neocon
3. Mick Jagger called Chris Matthews a neocon
by champagneforceasar July 3, 2007
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