Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson like Nikki does

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Nelson

Nelson is an amazing and funny person. He is very handsome and has amazing hair. Although all of that he is still a virgin and can't put his finger on the reason for that. If you meet a wild Nelson you really want to be friends with him because he will never let you down.

girl 1: Look there is Nelson.
girl 2: yeah look at his jawline.

by pipiundkaka January 23, 2023

Nelson

When player tosses a bag and smacks it into the front of the board during a Cornhole match.

We would have won that match, but Adam threw a Nelson and blew it.

by Shiloh Shenanigans July 20, 2023

Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.

Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself

by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023

Nelson

nelson is my only and one love, he shows me that love is real, even tho we argue a lot we still know to get back together because we’re meant to be.❤️ this guy showed me that not all guys are bad and i’m so thankful that october 21 was the day we got together and that gotta be the best day ever. i felled in love with you because your different and unique i love that you be acting like you around me i love that nelson shows how much he cares for me. i don’t care what people say about our relationship. nelson is my soulmate he is the love of my life and will be the father of my kids. i’m so thankful nelson can handle my attitude my selfishness and my mood and i’m sorry that i get so moody with you sometimes but know i don’t mean anything when i’m mad i truly love nelson and he will forever be the love of my life. A guy tried to ask for my number at school i said “no i have boyfriend” the guy kept telling me “your bf don’t let have friends see now that’s slave😂” i ignored the guy because i’m loyal for my husband/soulmate/the love of my life it’s not hard to be loyal and honest with your loves one if you truly love them you would do anything to make them happy. i truly wanna see my husband hold our baby in his hands. i know his the one for me and i know we’re to young and we’re teenagers but i know nelson is the one. he’s the best person i’ve met he changed me for better he doesn’t know he’s healing a heart that he didn’t break.

nelson

by ilovemyhusband222 November 21, 2023

Nelson

One of Henry's (Tatox3_) Head mods, IRL Friends (I think)

Nelson and Techno should start a cult of Nelsons

by Not TechnoFishy June 17, 2024

nelson kuminmymouth

A manager at USAA. If you bump into him watch out! He looks exactly like a Wii character and won’t hesitate to make you take back to back phone calls, then make up stories about you. He’s known for his spikes hair and dwarfism. As all managers are rooster suckers at USAA, this guy takes one of the top seats for sucking directors rooster.

Nelson Kuminmymouth is a manager at USAA in the Addison, TX location.

by #truthisreal October 16, 2018