nail nest

To cut/pick your toe nails on the couch, then leaving them in a pile on the coffee table for your partner to find in the morning.

Pat: Bill

Bill: Yes

Pat: Bill get down here NOW

Bill: Whats the matter

Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.

Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Monk tha hola the wonk November 6, 2009

Crack Nest

The forming of bedding, for example: doona's and blankets in a nest like fasion to create a comfortable and safe enviorment in which to smoke crack pipes.

Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events

Damn, I came home from work and she had built a crack nest in my bed.

Are those blankets for your crack nest?

Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?

by cockstar June 19, 2011

Cum Nest

The ejaculate of a penis stuck in the ball fro of a man

Anthony came, but was distracted letting all his semen drizzle down to his ball fro, forming a cum nest.

by Prime Optimus July 13, 2012

Goo Nest

A vagina with medium to heavy bush covered with semen, lube, and other sticky substances after sex.

She had a total goo nest after I finished with her last night

by Ziggy Piggy May 19, 2016

eggs in a nest

When one man gently caresses (or nestles against) another man's testicles with his big bushy beard.

I bet that guy enjoys his eggs in a nest.

by Snowman2017 February 9, 2017

squirrel's nest

A big hairy bush, most notable when a woman wears a swim suit at the pool or beach.

Kim really needs to shave, that squirrel's nest is so out of control, everybody is looking.

by Monte Pace April 26, 2008

butt nest

the end result of applying toilet paper to public restrooms to avoid STDs.

I always use a butt nest.

by sergeant sweetpants & uncle remis January 20, 2007