neanderthal plate job

doing a plate job without the plate.

" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"

by cullop April 3, 2010

Negagence

The innate aura of a person that causes negative things in life to happen.

Permanent negative karma.

A person with Negagence is a walking lightning rod for bad luck.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard that you guys almost died in a ferris wheel accident last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, everything was going great until Richie arrived, then it broke down and fell on everyone. That guy has some serious Negagence.

by Christoficus November 4, 2011

neanderbrawl

When people are fighting for no reason or cause to extent of shaming humanity; usually initiated by mind altering substances or plain stupidity.

Did you see that fight between the soccer team and the JV football team yesterday?

Yeah, total neanderbrawl. I think it was over pez.

by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012

nega-hips

When a woman has hips narrower than her breasts.

Damn, dude. That chick would be fly, if it weren't for her nega-hips.

by ThisIsBill March 29, 2012

Negaishipping

A term in the Pokémon anime community used to define any romantic fanfiction between characters Ash Ketchum and Iris.

You never see any good Negaishipping on the Pokémon forums anymore...

by Pseudonym789789 February 9, 2017

nega-nazi

People who preach good vibes but if your thoughts or observations counter or challenge their view, regardless of compassion or accuracy, nega-nazis will not engage thoughtfully but rather unleash all the negative vibes in the universe upon you and accuse you of spreading bad vybez. They themselves often complain and sharply criticize the things & people they love too, but that’s ok. Lacking self awareness. Found in obsessive communities e.g. favorite band forums

Poor Sue is being attacked & accused of bringing bad vybez for showing concern about Trey on Twitter by the nega-nazis.

Did you see _jadedvet_ get beaten up by that 3.0 noob nega-nazi for not saying that mediocre show was the best ever?

Whoa, Harry pulled out the “you hate your favorite band” after accusing Tela of bringing negative vibes to the scene for not liking his favorite song, he’s such a nega-nazi

Those PT guys have nothing on the nega-nazis mercilous aggro beatdowns

by ghey4trey August 13, 2018

neanderstache

A heinous and unkempt mustache of any length that looks like it belongs to a troglodyte.

"My dad is really letting himself go; He's filthy, eating junk food, and even growing a neanderstache."

by _chickenscratch_ April 13, 2019