shaquille o'neal space dunk

When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.

I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.

by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010

neal

1 Naturally born genious; prodigy.
2 Perfection.
3 The most eminent, pure, intelligent, gifted form of the human mind and being.

"That guy is almost as smart as Neal, but in all actuality he could never come close."

by Albert Einstein September 18, 2003

Nelly

Nelly is a pretty girl who likes to follow her dream. She is very kind and thoughtful. Sometimes she can be sassy and immature but she's still perfect god made her. She likes to ask "whats the meaning of life"? She loves god and Jesus. She will never give up. She's a model for younger children like her. She doesn't follow she leads. But maybe one day she will lead herself into a mess. It depends use your choices whisly you know what they say "life is short. 💗

Nelly is a beatuful and a strong girl who doesn't give up. She prays to god everyday. She loves to act,model,sing and dance. She doesn't follow she leads. Everyone who meets her says "I'm not gonna BE suprised to see you on T.V one day. She always wants to make her parents happy....but they are never. Good luck with ur journey DONT LOOK BACK

by Nellyheadley July 5, 2017

Nealing

(Verb): 1. the action in where a person is following or tagging along in a group that no one wants there.

2. the action where one takes the subject of racism personal and gets too serious about it.

(Noun): 1. when one invites him or herself to an event

2. When one uses racism for no reason and protects racist slang terms with incoherent examples.

(Verb): 1. "Why is here" "Word, he's nealing so bad right now"

2. "You weren't a slave alright, calm down and stop nealing"

(Noun): 1. "Dude we like never hang out, dont be a neal" "A neal, shit, ok ok i'll leave"

2. "I suffered for 300 years" "'I suffered', c'mon, don't be a neal"

by RealTalkYourScumbaggingMeBro45 March 23, 2010

Neal Cheng

straight up bro

someone who will stay down with you till the end...

by JD December 2, 2003

Shaquille O'Neal

The Shaquille O'Neal is a sexual maneuver done while receiving a blowjob. When about to climax, the man should proceed to force the woman's head down with such intensity that his penis goes through the roof of her mouth and out the back of her skull. Essentially, 'slam dunking' her head like the object of extracurricular enjoyment that it is.

*Warning, do not actually attempt the Shaquille O'Neal, as it will result in death*

Tyrone: Did you hear!?
Jamaal: What ma nigga?
Tyrone: OJ is on trial again. Turns out he murdered another one of his bitches, this time by Shaquille O'Nealing her.

Jamaal: Oh shit! That crazy fucka neva learns!

by cockdriller November 19, 2010

neal beer

a beer with the abiltiy to get you drunk in 3 sips

-dude im so drunk right now!
-you had 3 sips
-it was neal beer man

by mudpunisher August 24, 2006