jermaine o'neal 

Drafted by the Portland Trailblazers in the 1996 NBA draft where he stagnated for four years until being traded to the Indiana Pacers. It is in Indiana where he preformed his life duty, SMASHING THE FACE OF SOME FAT MEXICAN GNOME

jermaine o'neal is a god among men for knocking out some fat mexican.

jermaine o'neal by son November 25, 2004

O'Neal 

Lords of all that is hilarity. If one tries to be funny, one WILL be funny. There is no way to dodge an O'Neal. You will flock to an O'Neal. An O'Neal is good. An O'Neal is great. An O'Neal loves boobies and an after-dinner shag. Respect an O'Neal. Beware an O'Neal. Most of all, bow down to an O'Neal.

Man-"What happened to you last night? You look all shagged out..."

Girl-"I was with an O'Neal!"

Man-"Ah."

O'Neal by Killroy O'Neal February 14, 2009

Shaquille O'Neal 

A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.

Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?

You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.

Shaquille O'Neal by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009

Shaquille O'Neal 

--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.

Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!

Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.

Shaquille O'Neal by JesusisLord May 28, 2008

o’neal 

Extremely competitive dude, never gives up and has a very rich package

Dude, that guy is such an O’Neal!

o’neal by Jackinthebox November 16, 2017

nearly-neal 

Someone who is not in a relationship with someone in a superior ship, but comes close to doing so, or rather tries to do so.

What did you just call Jacob?

He's a nearly-neal.

nearly-neal by serendibite March 20, 2023

unintentional neal 

Someone who prevents the superior ship from happening or running smoothly without them realising so.

Because Jasper attacked Bella, Edward left. Thus, he is an unintentional neal.

unintentional neal by serendibite March 20, 2023