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Toaster Mage (noun)

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster OR a Toaster Oven.
5.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the six previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!
There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.
by Haukness January 24, 2005
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Lenfording (adjective, noun)

Lenfording - To be a waste yut towards girls and have no swag
To lenford is to talk to girls and get no where
Rickie was talking to Kathy for 6 months but was "lenfording (adjective, noun) thus caused him to lose her to joel
by King Tutttetet October 13, 2011
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Heau: noun (pronounced:ho)

a person of low intelligence; moron; dunce.
Heau: noun (pronounced:ho) Not only is he a butt licker and a douche, he is also a heau.
by Berta Ganoush November 22, 2010
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Ace (Noun)

Used to describe something or someone, which arouses distaste.
"You're some ace!"
by Vaans May 4, 2005
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Tidy (noun)

From the phrase, 'to have a tidy', meaning to straighten one's clothing, to make oneself neat, or presentable. In men it can also mean to adjust/reposition one's cock and balls (especially necessary on a hot day), usually under the guise of tucking oneself in.
What are you doing with your hands in your trousers? I'm only having a bit of a tidy (noun)!
by LeDiabolique May 17, 2011
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Yortard - noun

An individual afflicted with a particular, highly specialized learning disability which prevents them from acquiring a working knowledge of certain American English grammar* rules pertaining to the proper use of the words 'your' and 'you're' in the context of written communications.

Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded

Etymology

1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.

2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*

Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.

** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes

See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
Yortard - noun

A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"

Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,

"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition

of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!

Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...

You'reba Linda!"
by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister June 15, 2013
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Life (noun)

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death.There is currently no known cure.
The miracles of baby birth after it is born it has an 100% chance of receiving Life (noun)
by Voltegeist December 10, 2016
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