noodle 

a long, but thin penis.

"I heard John has a noodle!"

noodle by wrektdpussy2017 November 25, 2017

Noodle 

A term of fluff bunny endearment.

Eg. "Night Night Noodle....x"

Noodle by Alphebabet December 7, 2017

noodle 

used to describe a penis size. Sometimes even made into a song

The song goes like "Scidadle scidoodle, your dick is a noodle!"

noodle by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018

Noodle 

A long, skinny type of limp dick.

I want a chode not a "noodle".(Girl from high school)

Noodle by The Fancy Futa October 31, 2018

Noodle 

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

Noodle by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020

noodle 

any kind of food resembling spaghetti, linguine, angel hair, etc... could include spaghetti squash or zucchini -- the possibilities are endless!!!

"Wow, you're right, these zucchini noodles are pretty lit. I was way off"

noodle by naysp8 July 22, 2020

Noodle 

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.

Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!

Noodle by auxxie August 20, 2020