cold murph

1. To be completely ignored. To enrage another by ones complete and eternal indifference to that person. To be made dead.

"Yeah, he still calls me and leaves voice mails but I don't take his calls. In a few days he'll realized I cold murphed him and hopefully realize he's forever dead to me"

by jaggerbush January 28, 2007

Pulled a Murph

The act of shitting yourself whilst kneeling on all fours, with your head in the toilet puking due to severe intoxication.

Mike got so drunk Friday night that he threw up in the cab, then pulled a Murph in Shannon's apartment. How he drove home the next morning with those pants on I'll never know.

by Newfie Francis January 11, 2009

dook a murph

to stub your toe

Ouchiekaboobles!!! I just dooked a murph! Eader you shouldn't have been standing there.

by Dee Richardson March 28, 2004

E Dog Murph

A lanky white boy who tends to enjoy doing the cotsy bop

See him ya? He’s some E Dog Murph I tell yah!

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Dirty Murph

awful fortnite player not fresh not clean at ALL

hey guys wanna play squads on fortnite?
sure as long as we don’t play with Dirty Murph i’m tryna win

by asherzoooo September 12, 2018

The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner

by Gerard Lavery March 18, 2008

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009