Smeg Muncher

The, some say pleasurable act, of chewing another's curdled dick cheese, otherwise known as smeg.

You're nothing but a fucking smeg muncher.

Travis, this chick was real kinky man. I hadn't showered in days and when blowing me, I found out she was a smeg muncher. She even pulled out slices of toast.

by isthatmyartichoke June 3, 2009

£5 munch

When man get high as fuck and craving food. Usually go to a stereotypical corner shop and spend £5 on munch.

"Wag1 with a pizza cuz? Nah £5 munch it fam"

by yesboa May 10, 2014

Olive Muncher

A chick that spends an equal or an inordinate amount of time orally copulating, sucking and gingerly lipping a dude's balls and ball sack whilst performing head.

I love getting head from the new girl in marketing. She's a real olive muncher.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2016

chomping munch

when a man goes down on a girl against his will, also includes eating anywhere in the region of the anus and butt cheeks all the way through to the top of the vagina.

"I chomped so much munch last night, and only to get those Monster energy drinks I wanted."
"She made me chomp munch last night."
"Chomping munch is something you do against your will, and you better get the whole region!"

by Count Chocula Brocula July 28, 2017

Pasta Muncher

A derogatory term used to describe an Italian or someone from Italian descent . It is based on a racial stereotype or assumption that Italians constantly eat or obsess with pasta.

Ben was upset when Gianluigi stared at his girlfriend flirtatiously. Ben aggressively responded " Who you staring at you pasta muncher!".

by NaKKy Wap June 5, 2018

Orange Muncher

Someone who is the zestiest mother fucker ever known to man. Wouldn't turn away from any man and likes all body types from Nicado Avocado to The Rock.

Friend 1: "look at that fag about to get double penetrated by two fat men"
Friend 2: "yeah what an orange muncher"

by Proticul December 3, 2022

mongolian mud munch

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.

I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.

by Daddy big hands May 14, 2016