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Redneck Testicle Mudflap

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!
by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012
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MudFlap

When a male is well endowed and his nuts hang in a "low fashion" to guard the rest of the body from a sudden blow coming from the anus and/or asshole. Another name for the scrotum is MudFlap.
Had to whipe my MudFlap and my ass after that god like dump I just took
by Ryan Clevinger January 27, 2007
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Montana Mudflap

The act of taking a towel, rag, sheet or anything like that and taking a healthy dump on it. Make sure it stays on or you could smear it on. Wait for someone to walk in and unexpectadly smack them in the face with it and yell "HA Montana Mudflapped you"
So there I was waiting for Ethan to walk in and then BAM I Montana Mudflapped him in the face.
by Allen Pankovich December 31, 2008
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Mid-Missouri Mudflap

When a chick sucks your dick with a dip in. Preferably Timberwolf Wintergreen.
Man... so you know Regina??... Haha..she just gave me dome in the guys bathroom!

“Isn’t that the one who dips?”

Yeah! Andshe was still dipping while she was sucking my dick! Kinda tingled.

“Dude, she gave you a Mid-Missouri Mudflap!
by NachoCheezeYeh May 6, 2019
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west hollywood mudflap

When a faggot pushes his balls inside his own asshole. Gives the appearance of a muddy mudflap upon removal. Often shortened to WeHo Mudflap.
John: Chris always tucks his balls in his

asshole before he goes out cruising.
Jeff: yeah, he loves the West Hollywood Mudflap.
by thereallegend March 3, 2014
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AJ Mudflaps

Also known as The Bretch Hill King, AJ Mudflaps spends the majority of his time running a drug cartel in the North West of Banbury, Oxfordshire. The name of this organisation is the BHK (Bretch Hill Killers). The extent of their activity is unknown to most although Henry Moon is said to have inside information. More is to be discovered on this issue.

Friends of AJ Mudflaps know that he is a kinky, sexy beast. He often tells them about his fluffy, pink handcuffs and ropes.

On an average day, AJ Mudflaps will get bullied heavily during Biology, Chemistry and Physics. At the end of the day, AJ Mudflaps goes home and changes into his cargo trousers that stop just above his ankle. AJ Mudflaps is a Victorian slut.
Yo AJ Mudflaps, how muddy are your flaps?

Wagwan AJ Mudflaps, it’s ya boi John.
by bhk May 11, 2018
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Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.
I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.
by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021
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