Scarf Monday

A day when scarfs are used to cover up a persons neck from mistakes made during the weekends.

So after last night is it a Scarf Monday?

by twak November 13, 2010

Messy Monday

When a whole bunch a drama happens and when you got all the tea and spill it.

Also, a twitter account where all the social media tea is spilled. A famous YouTuber, GotDamnZo, spills the tea every Monday.

Sara: “Hey, you saw messy Monday yet? Heard it’s real messy this week.”
Ken: “Hell yeah! Tea was spilled!”

by 043bhbh December 18, 2018

Rage Monday

A term made famous by the strapping young Pioneers of Nebraska Wesleyan, Rage Monday is a weekly holiday-extravaganza, celebrated every Monday (usually between 8pm and 3am) in which copious amounts of alcohol and/or narcotics are consumed.

This behavior is often accompanied by reckless behavior, dance beats, FIFA, and random acts of debauchery.

Often it requires either careful planning and allocation of time for studies, or a complete disregard for the ridiculous amount of homework you have.

Ron: "Hey, my afternoon class got canceled..."
Slippery Pete: "....Rage Monday?"

Maintenance: "There's a trail of puke going to the bathroom, a broken window, and 40 cans of keystone in the garbage."
R.A.: "Rage Monday."

by CombatKurt March 8, 2011

Messed Up Monday

Messed-Up-Monday is a slang term to describe getting drunk on Mondays. Similar to Thirsty Thursdays or Sober Sundays.

Hey do you want to get drunk tonight?

"Sure its Messed Up Mondays, lets get fucked up"

by chroine November 9, 2009

monday

The reason Sunday's suck.

Monday...rarely are they worth noting.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

Moudaki

The act of hooking up with a friend that you have known for years after a night of drunken partying. You have slept in the same bed multiple times with this friend with nothing happening, but this time the alcohol and beer goggles successfully take over. After a "moudaki," one often feels confused, hungover, and possibly tricked.

You're walking funny...did you get a little moudaki last night?

She's over there trying to tee up a moudaki

by fearlessviking May 3, 2010

Monday Brain

Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.

My Monday Brain has caused me to forget an email attachment three times today.

by G8rSoftball15 February 10, 2010