mohawk

Favorite hairstyle of anarchists, punks, losers, etc. A mohawk can usually be found where the outcasts of the outcast crowd hang out: like in an inner-city alley, or at Berkley-U. Male individuals with mohawks usually don't have a job or a girlfriend, usually have a boyfriend, and most likely hate their parents.

If you have mohawk you should be thrown in prison and send to a re-education camp.

by craivenmorhed April 9, 2008

Mohawk

1.A hairstyle whereas sides are shaved off leaving hair in the middle to be spiked.
2.A hairstyle which some pussy wanna-be gangsters cut an inch of their short hair and said they had a very shitty Mohawk, known to those with proper Mohawks as Fohawk.

1. Jon- "Damn, check out his ten inch Mohawk, that's some sick ass shit!"
2. Jon- "Check out that little wanna-be pussy with his fucking half inch Mohawk!"
Josh- "I know, what a little fucking Fohawk.

by (it's a secret) September 5, 2009

mohawked psycho

a person who is liable to pulling many a stephens

Damn!... this milk is good fool! said the mohawked psycho.

by Geoffrey mohawk July 30, 2008

crack mohawk

Brianna the coolest person alive; a term she randomly shouts out that makes jack laugh

Jack: "Yah that movie was cool."
Brianna: "CRACK MOHAWK"

by jacksta May 1, 2008

Irish Mohawk

The Irish Mohawk is a "Backwards Mohawk" where somebody shaves straight down the middle of somebody head (nearly 100% involuntarily) due to large amounts of alcohol consumption...the Irish Mohawk is named such because like the Irish it is Backwards

Guy 1: dude that guy just passed out!!

Dude: i know huh, know what im thinking ;)

Guy 1: no...But who the fuck cares lets give him an Irish Mohawk

Dude: Sweeet

by That Dude guy March 7, 2011

Pink Mohawk

Teenage homosexuals who try to fit in with girls because they usually have a tiny pee-wee cannon. Also can be described as pussy middleschoolers who have been raped that don't have the testes to admit it.

Teddy hated his life so much, that he made girls give him a Pink Mohawk to make him look cool over the internet. Teddy doesn't have any male friends anymore...

by /\/\oses January 17, 2009

Mohawk

Drummer for Coastline Crime, used to wrestle but he injured his knee. Has a hawt mohawk and a great sense of style. Plays drums with great passion and enthusiasm. Looks great wearing nothing but a tie.

Boy, it really sucks that Mohawk has a girlfriend.

by anti_virus April 12, 2006