Buck and Moppet

When you fuck someone so hard but end up ejaculated violently on the floor, and, to keep shame from besmirching your dojo, use your partner's hair to mop up the subsequent sticky situation.

I wanted to just fuck and bop it, but I ended up having to buck and moppet instead. Pathetic. I'm going to drink bleach now.

by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder March 24, 2017

mopped

adj. tired

To describe when someone "looks" visibly tired.

"You look pretty mopped today. Are you alright?"

by Vijay Patz September 22, 2006

Mopped

To threaten or perform the act of mopping an individual by pouring pine sol, bleach, soap and water on them then beating their ass with a mop or other blunt object.

"If you don't get out of my face you are gunna get mopped!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Mopportunity

The optimistic way to view accidents as oppertunities, such as a broken window being easier ventilation.
From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.

'Aww fuck, i just spilled this odd blue liquid from sanitary towel commercials on the floor'
'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'

by prof. tarquin von ramadan January 28, 2009

Mopportunist

A custodial technician who takes advantage of an accidental spill to fulfill mopping duties, regardless of other duties that may have been assigned to said technician.

High school kid: "Did you see that mopportunist hop to it when Jackie spilled her slushie before last period?"

High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"

by Teebs-Bizzle January 8, 2011

Mopped

When fighting/murdering someone, they may produce an excessive amount of blood. This will have to be cleaned heavily to remove any evidence, hence the term "mopped"

"Dude I heard Laroy and his hoodrats just mopped those spicks that were talking shit."

by Acronomicon June 9, 2015

Moppet

Based into the Official Cambridge Dictionary an attractive young child girl, for the common are lewd preteens. Similiar to a Nymphet, the difference is the age because a Moppet has the age between 4 - 9, while a Nymphet 10 - 17.

What a pretty moppet, you're weird and you look like the nymphet

by Loli Cunny February 19, 2023