mopery

"indecent exposure in the presence of a blind person of the same sex" is mopery

person 1:(walks into dads home naked) "DAAAD IM HOME!"
person 1's dad:"Is that you son?"<walks into wall because he is blind> is an example of mopery

by (KILGORETROUT)Vonnegut Rileya March 28, 2009

Mopest

A girl that is friends with a girl a lot younger than her and that's her only friend. They never mature and insult people that they don't like and are ignorant about anybody's personal lives.

"Hey Janet (8 yrs. old)." "Hey Marie (13 yrs. old".
Marie- This kid is trying to be friends with this cool kid in order to be cool but we really too ignorant to realize that he's trying to put his life back on track.
Janet- Lets gossip and talk to the kid's friends behind his back because we have nothing else to do.
Marie- Yeah and let's make sure we never mature enough to understand the true meaning of this.
Janet- I wouldn't be surprised if they all told us off and called us mopest(s).
Janet- Yes

by TheLimitationFighter July 14, 2011

Moped bird

When a man is having relations with a woman and "doesn't mind riding it, but wouldn't want his mates seeing him on it"

"Bernie has got himself a moped bird - he must be sick of hand shandies"

by Pablo February 29, 2004

The Moped

a chick thats a really fun ride until ur friends see u on it. Something like the village bycicle.

'eww thats chick such a minger i cant believe u did her'

by Smashed_Smurf March 7, 2004

riding the moped

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.

You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

mopery

Loitering while walking. Hanging out in an environ, i.e. a particular block; moving so as to avoid arrest on more traditional loitering charges. Mopery is not a real charge or violation of the law, but a descriptive term, stretching the legalities of loitering, which would include staying in one place.

So you are convicted of mopery, not loitering.

by poleece January 2, 2006

Moeez

He has a gigantic nose. Some say he is a bird, some say he is a genetic mutation. However, all can agree that Moeez can roast anything and everything in his way.

Whoa, did you see Moeez roast the shit out of Jasmine?

by TurbanDaddy911 March 15, 2017