Moongooning

To dress in full Battle dress and run through an area at night screaming like an ape preferably with night or thermal vision goggles.

"Whats your favorite form of cardio?"

"Fucking love moongooning"

by BigDickMcChuncky April 14, 2025

Gorilla Monsoon

When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.

"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)

by Intangible Mandible January 18, 2016

Anal Monsoon

The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.

"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."

by Shenaniganz13 August 4, 2016

Overhand moongoon

While recording with a iPhone with your offhand, and any blunt weapon in your strong hand(in pocket) find any person. (Homeless, pedestrian, etc;) offer them any amount of money to partake in oral sex, if they accept, do the deed. When finished with the process, simply overhand them with the blunt weapon, thus knocking them out. And therefore not needing to pay the given amount of money you once offered before.

I would love to go overhand moongoon right now with my pals.

by Pistach July 18, 2025

New Mexico Monsoon

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans

"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

by AustNilo July 31, 2019