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moonie

Slang originating in the 1970's for a member of the Unification church aka WorldCARP, created by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. He claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and equal to God. Moonies often target young, clean, ambitious people for their cult. They often use shady practices but claim innocent motives (world peace, anti-communism, etc).


Fast Facts:

They control over financial 1000 organizations around the world including the Washington Times.

Sun Myung Moon is highly superstitious, and uses psychics and occultic rituals for guidance.

Marriages are often arranged, and are sometimes used for people to gain citizenships in other countries. Newlywed couples are even told what positions to use for sex.

Moon wants to establish a New World Order and believes Koreans are the divine race.

"The whole world is in my hand, I will conquer and subjugate the world."
(Sun Myung Moon, Master Speaks, May 17, 1973)
These moonies keep asking me if I want to take a "survey", why don't they just leave me alone already!?
by Francisco March 9, 2005
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Moonpig

A large or oversized female.

Somebody who eats alot.
My god...your such a moonpig!
by Baby DJ February 25, 2010
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moopie pie

Mom I found a moopie pie
by Thid May 25, 2016
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Moonie

An O.g. attendee of the legendary Full moon gatherings in the wild lands of southern california
Ny fellow moonies directions for tonight's gathering are as follows. Moontribe Fmg
by Mtboagee January 11, 2018
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moofpie bunny

A kitten and cat loving person. Cold on the outside... warm and squishy on the inside. Sweetest person you know.
Yup, he’s a moofpie bunny.”
by char.black March 21, 2019
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Moon Pie

by impala.45 October 18, 2019
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Moon Pie

When a female “moons” an audience by bending forward and pulling down her pants, skirt, etc. thereby exposing her bare buttocks, but also her vulva.
“Wee you at that crazy-ass party Saturday night?”
“No, but I did gets fantastic moon pie from a car full of sorority girls when I was leaving Pizza City!”
by NightFallInc February 27, 2021
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