Monster Wank

The art of masturbating whilst furiously running round hitting and kicking in a frenzied state in an attempt to destroy as much of the room you're in as possible

"Wow I just had a monster wank in my bedroom and chucked my computer through the window."

"Doctor, i've broken all my knuckles and cut my forehead."
"What were you doing?"
"Having a monster wank"

by Eddy The Hero August 17, 2008

'roid monster

Short for steriod monster. Someone whose overuse of steroids renders them notably different from the human norm in some respect(s). Typical characteristics include: huge gnarled muscles, bad temper, irritability, leathery skin, grotesqueness of features, puffy, constipated, pain when urinating.

The 'roid monster snarled at all who approached as he stood wimpering at the urinal.

by Figleaf23 August 15, 2007

monster cookie pinwheel

A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.

Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel

by quintippio February 9, 2010

Monsters Theory

Monsters Theory is the now-mainstream belief that very large breasts on young, lean women is the single most attractive look a woman can have, despite it having a relatively limited genetic basis (as studies of female siblings have shown) There is no established explanation for how women with 25-30% body fat and large breasts have their figures but luck seems to play the biggest role, since their looks and their breasts both are not an accurate reflection of their parents. The theory that attractive parents produce attractive children has become eroded due to monsters theory. Monsters theory states that genetics play some role, but far less than expected and otherwise ugly, fat parents with not particularly good genes can unleash bombshells on the world.

Example: Guy 1: Did you see that girl at the gym? Man, those were huge!
Guy 2: Monsters Theory in action. Let the monsters do the talkin.’
Guy 3: You scared bro?

by Eric Kazinsky November 3, 2015

throat monster

A woman that loves taking the whole dick down the throat. Usually having little to no gag reflex.

Ebo is always on the prowl for a good throat monster.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 27, 2015

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by gamerprincess_68 September 28, 2021

Monster fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to a monster or deformed creature.
(Vampires, werewolves, the gargantuar from plants vs zombies but dont judge, etc).

I should’ve never took my monster fucker bestie to see the Mario Movie.

by Peridot Amethyst June 25, 2023