street monitors

The neighbors that set up shop in their driveway, complete with lawn chairs and beverages, to watch your every move. They find it necessary to involve themselves in private disputes by calling the cops, but never say nice things like "Hi" or even "Go Fuck Yourself Neighbor".

Holy shit, the street monitors are out again. I swear, I'm gonna start charging fucking admissions!

by Birdielin14 August 17, 2006

4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

the moment ehen you were literally caught in fucking 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

caught your ass lackin in 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

by nylonthingy February 26, 2023

Monica Lewinsky Band

Any band that got famous for sucking

Guy 1: Dude how is Nickelback so famous
Me: They're a Monica Lewinsky Band

by antipopculture December 20, 2010

Monica Lewinski

Should be Monica Blowinski

Monica lewinski come over here and give me a blowinski

by kalimazoo December 10, 2006

booty call monitor

A mobile or cellular phone

Man, you left your booty call monitor here last night and it was chirpin like a bitch.

by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005

Monica

Mysterious
Sexy
Attractive
Wise
Cautious
Defending
Determined
Persistent
Dark
Calm
Creative
Helpful
Serious
Loyal
Brave
Intelligent
Shy
Family
Depressing
Beautiful
When something bad happens to her, she has a pokerface/smile on the outside but inside, she's hurting.

Guy: Monica is so crazily amazing. She's just perfect. I'm addicted to her.

by i love monica March 18, 2011

Monicunt

Disparaging term for a rude or offensive woman whose first name is also Monica.

I wish Monicunt would move out already, all she does is slam doors and leave bloody tampons on the countertop for me to clean up; plus, she owes me for the cable bill.

by Fliossy Spacek September 16, 2009