Mondblut

A greasy 40+ year old man who indulges in fictional child pornography because he hasn't seen the light of day for years

Jeff: dude why do you watch so much anime bro? Go outside and touch grass for once!

John: at least I'm not a Mondblut.

by TRC sigma June 17, 2022

Monica Lewinski

Should be Monica Blowinski

Monica lewinski come over here and give me a blowinski

by kalimazoo December 10, 2006

Monica

Mysterious
Sexy
Attractive
Wise
Cautious
Defending
Determined
Persistent
Dark
Calm
Creative
Helpful
Serious
Loyal
Brave
Intelligent
Shy
Family
Depressing
Beautiful
When something bad happens to her, she has a pokerface/smile on the outside but inside, she's hurting.

Guy: Monica is so crazily amazing. She's just perfect. I'm addicted to her.

by i love monica March 18, 2011

Monicunt

Disparaging term for a rude or offensive woman whose first name is also Monica.

I wish Monicunt would move out already, all she does is slam doors and leave bloody tampons on the countertop for me to clean up; plus, she owes me for the cable bill.

by Fliossy Spacek September 16, 2009

Molibi

A euphamsim for a savage african rugby player who has no regard for the safety or well being of others. Origin: Botswana

Brandon: Wow man, you scored two trys, and you kicked a guys teeth in, and you squeezed someones balls, and you punched the ref?

Dale: Yeah, you could say I was a downright Molibi

by Assbank June 24, 2005

monica

An awesome girl! that´s always listening to music and wishing to find her dream boy..
unpredictable, likes to do crazy things , out of this world girl, she is the best girlfriend a boy can ask 4. has a messy hair that makes her look smoking HOT!

dude #1:look at her she´s always sitting there day dreaming.
dude #2 : yeah that´s monica..i wish i´m the one she´s day dreaming of!

by there is hope in neverland..:D June 13, 2009

monica lewinsky

Also known as "Lewinsky"

1. Anyone thoroughly educated in human oral hygene

2. An industrial suction cup (sucking something with a lot of power) ... 'cos like, Clinton had a lot of powe... nevermind

Oh man, I'm still raw - she gave me a proper Lewinsky ...

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004