monged

to be so drunk your falling asleep

i am compelely and utterly monged

by david flynn November 14, 2003

mong

MANTHONG!!!
A thong that a man can wear, comes in a variety of colors and shapes, all equally humiliating and mentally scarring.

dude, that frank-n-furter totally had his mong up his ass, what a jerk!

by roseroserose January 13, 2008

Mong

The sleepy manked out feeling after smoking weed.

I so monged out last night.

There's not much mong on this one.

by fomenting_glitter March 31, 2009

mong

someone who is a mong, someone who is too lazy to do anything or is being bent.

archie get up you fucking mong.

by osgoir May 9, 2007

Mong

Male thong. Also called a banana hammock. Places seen: Beach, Mall, Bending over.

Hey Tim, check out that guy in the MONG! or
Did you see his MONG when he bent over?

by jgleblanc April 24, 2008

mong

a female that is ususly fat and ugely

rob i can not beleve you fuckt emma
she is such a mong

by the fanny wrangeler March 28, 2003

mong

1. A word used mainly by idiotic teenagers to describe a complete retard. Short for mongol. Is mongol short for Mongolian? I'm not sure.

2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).

1. "Get your shoes off your hands you mong!"

2. "Does this new mong make my ass look big?"

by Zelda199 February 21, 2007