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Mondo Handshake

While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.
I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!
Mondo Handshake by itsgotom August 11, 2013

Mondo - Bitch 

Frank Pendl, Rocky Point.
Mondo - Bitch by Anonymous March 1, 2003

Mondo Duke 

Does it need a definition
Oh man I had a huge Mondo Duke last night!

Mondo cool

Term we use as kids back in the day to say, "Extremely Cool" or these days "Awesome Cool"

I know, I invented the phrase.
That last tweet was so mondo cool.
Mondo cool by yomero December 25, 2016

Mondo Bizzarro 

This is when you and your buddy lay the wood to your respective girls...on the same bed
I wanted to see my boys girlfriend's tits, but he wouldn't let me do her. He instead offered a little mondo bizarro action last night.

mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong
"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany