Ha Ha Ha midgy dick what the fuck am i meant to do with that..
soz babe it got stuck in the space in ma teeth...
soz babe it got stuck in the space in ma teeth...
by angie and lynne February 6, 2007
Get the midgy dick mug.1. (n)when you're at your boyfriend/girlfriend's house and you're making out (or anything else...) all day. A response when a nosy person asks you what you did. You respond "moday". It is the truth without going into too much detail for your boyfriend/girlfriend's liking.
2. (n)abbreviation for "make-out-day"
2. (n)abbreviation for "make-out-day"
by bbgunn June 14, 2006
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Get the moggy mug.A vigorous rubbing and massaging of the face using tips of fingers, either by yourself or by another
by Jimmy_Fingers June 1, 2009
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One who is involved the act of female on female oral sex. A modger is a sweaty lesbian "eating out" another lesbian on a sunbed.
One who is involved the act of female on female oral sex. A modger is a sweaty lesbian "eating out" another lesbian on a sunbed.
by Lucious123 November 17, 2011
Get the Modger mug.When something is wet, moldy and soggy. A phrase from the language of Lenique; a dialect of basic Guyanese culture.
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A Mongy or M O N G Y is the unfortunate maternal parent of a (nominally) male child that is born a homosexual, but has the complication of also having an unnatural lust for their own mother.
These unfortunate mothers, or M O N G Y s (Mother Of Non-Gendered Young)have a terrible time fighting off their confused son's advances soon after birth as although they have very small dicks (likened to an old fashioned door bell) it is placed just over their anus which means that nappy changing is hell.
For the rest of their life, the non gendered young, with its a rapacous sexual appetite cannot ever 'go' without coming. A side efrfrect of this condition is that they are incredibly ugly and are often driven to fuck themselves up their own arse. An endeavour doomed to failure given the minute proportions of their genitalia.
The more intelligent non-gendered young will overcome this terrible affliction with psychiatric help and medication.
Unfortunately for the less intellectually able,(the fuckwits,) this birth defect leads them to become very bitter and twisted individuals so full of hate they spend all day imprisoned in a chat room sniping at anybody better looking, more pleasant, or more successful in life than they are (everybody else).
The non-gendered young, also called son of Mongy will often go into complete denial, and much as it denies its homosexuality, it protests too loudly about its origins:
A Mongy or M O N G Y is the unfortunate maternal parent of a (nominally) male child that is born a homosexual, but has the complication of also having an unnatural lust for their own mother.
These unfortunate mothers, or M O N G Y s (Mother Of Non-Gendered Young)have a terrible time fighting off their confused son's advances soon after birth as although they have very small dicks (likened to an old fashioned door bell) it is placed just over their anus which means that nappy changing is hell.
For the rest of their life, the non gendered young, with its a rapacous sexual appetite cannot ever 'go' without coming. A side efrfrect of this condition is that they are incredibly ugly and are often driven to fuck themselves up their own arse. An endeavour doomed to failure given the minute proportions of their genitalia.
The more intelligent non-gendered young will overcome this terrible affliction with psychiatric help and medication.
Unfortunately for the less intellectually able,(the fuckwits,) this birth defect leads them to become very bitter and twisted individuals so full of hate they spend all day imprisoned in a chat room sniping at anybody better looking, more pleasant, or more successful in life than they are (everybody else).
The non-gendered young, also called son of Mongy will often go into complete denial, and much as it denies its homosexuality, it protests too loudly about its origins:
Ewatt Tvil: I would rather chat to a good looking chatter than an ugly mongy looking one
Ewatt Tvil: Have you always looked like a mongy elkie?
Ewatt Tvil: Have you always looked like a mongy elkie?
by AnnieLondon111 April 11, 2009
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