mistake

the screwed up things that we do that can't be changed. But we must learn from them cuz we can't undo them .

omg, i made a mistake by not using a condom.

by tiffy. July 4, 2009

Mustafied

The process of manipulating the desires of a set person by describing food or a place to make it more attractive/undesirable ,for the soul reason of of causing disruptions ,psychological stress and internal chaos.

Jumana was MUSTAFIED by making her crave salmon teryaki , thus she's now suffering internally .

by shehata_the_great May 17, 2022

Mistah Phone

This Is What Toilet Calls Mephone 4

"HEY, FUCK YOU MISTAH PHONE!" - Toilet

by Bad Username? June 7, 2022

Mistake

The Wikipedia redesign

Vector 2022 was a mistake that makes my eyes bleed

by Bbb23exposed January 31, 2023

Redbox Mistake

When you rent a from Redbox you're pretty sure will suck but theres nothing else so you rent it anyway.

” I knew The Lincoln Lawyer would suck but it was that or Lemmity Snicket, I made a Redbox mistake”

by WolfAttackFromSpace September 29, 2011

baked mistake

When your high as shit and you start making mistakes in conversations or your actions such as putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.

Person 1: Bro I cant believe it’s already the end of December.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.

by Adrian’s Random Definition’s December 8, 2021

Made-A-Mistake

1. Telling somebody that you cooked your boyfriend/male friend a steak.

2. To mess up by accident

3. To incorrectly cook or screw up a steak dinner.

*(saying 'MADE-A-MISTAKE' fast, sounds like 'MADE-HIM-A-STEAK')<

1. Carmen: "Ey Girl! What the hell'd you do for your boyfriend this Valentine's Day?" Vivian: "Oh! He hasn't told you yet... I made-a-mistake.

2. God must have made-a-mistake when he created the creature that is you!

3. By turning up the oven to a scorching 575°F I made-a-mistake and ruined my boyfriends' Valentine's dinner.

*Misteak= the noun version.

by XxT$MON3Y->M. August 17, 2008