A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"
by Cwilliam September 27, 2006
Get the Minge Fettler mug.The process of using highly sophisticated and elaborate electronic equipment to display or print a rude word for other members of the public to see at inappropriate times or situations.
Displaying the word cunt along an advertising board in a busy city centre or faxing the words pissflaps wanky fuck flange in large letters to a fax machine on a desk at a customer services department or the namesake of minge cable - printing the word minge along a cable that's to be installed in an upper class residential area.
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Get the Your mine now mug.To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.
1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"
2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.
2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.
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