minge

the shaggy or tufty hair around the vagina. The hair that is not shaven and is untidy.

Simon eats his Mothers minge for money to buy glasses so that teachers like him.

by Simon

by Simon Lawrence August 12, 2005

Minging

Word that sounds ridiculous when used by posh people who think it’ll give them street cred.

I’m awf to the Mason’s ball, although one must mention that the wild salmon at the last one was rather minging.

by Eric F Cod July 20, 2004

Ming

A person who has a girlfriend but is still horny/desperate for other chicks.

Yo man, have you heard about Tommy? He's such a Ming - he has a girlfriend of 4 years but he's still creeping on Jenny.

Stop Minging - you have a girlfriend.

by USC27 March 5, 2013

minge

Opras needy vagina.

Opra does not pay any attention to her minge.

by c0ldsweat May 4, 2006

ming

Slang term popular among Italian-Americans in New York and New Jersey. The short form of minchia (the Sicilian word for the penis), usually used to show disappointment or surprise.

I tell him how to do it five times, and he still screws it up. Ming, what a friggin' stunad.

by stop it loser September 1, 2007

Ming Ming Dard

Ming Ming Dard “I don’t care chink” used as an effective method of shutdown. Traditionally used on Jakes And Jacobs.

Plural: Fuck up

Jake “oh no I have been left behind”

Rowan “Ming Ming dard”

Jake 🙁😡😭

by MingMingMarrel August 6, 2020

minging

1. Filthy, unclean, unkempt
2. An ugly woman (or latterly, man)

The word minging has been around for ages, in common usage in the British Army since before 1983 when I first personally heard it. I didnt hear the word being used by civilians till the late 1990s.

It was latterly used to describe a real moose, minging then becoming minger

1. that rifle is minging, give me 100 press ups and clean it again.

2. Jeez did you see the minger that John pulled last night

by Geo2464 November 30, 2010