A quaint little hell hole full of stuck up people and ghetto people with the commonly found old person
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The worlds greatest City. Home of the AFL grand final, The Boxing Day Test, The MCG, The Australian Open, The Australian Grand Prix, Australia's greatest arts and theatre scene and full of wonderfully enlightened people who despise Sydney.
by Wyl December 27, 2003
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by melb November 30, 2003
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Better crime rates than Sydney(main reason why Sydney was rated lower in the most livable cities thing), much more fashionable and artsy too. They have great theatre in Melbourne.
From what I've seen Melbourne is a really great place to live in, very cool. Great market place...
Melbourne used to be considered as the most glitzy city in Australia but now more attention is puts toward Sydney.
You'd have to best city in the world if Sydney and Melbourne were combined (leaving each of the ugly attributes out)
Melbournians have every right to be proud of their city, but they should stoop to Sydneysiders level. I think too many Sydneysiders suffer from acute tall poppy syndrome. (I'm not one of them)
Melbourne- always up to the tradition of the Sydney Vs Melbourune rivalry.
-underrated city that should gets as much attention as Sydney is getting.
-should do something about the scary tram system. (and the non existant tram station things)
Better crime rates than Sydney(main reason why Sydney was rated lower in the most livable cities thing), much more fashionable and artsy too. They have great theatre in Melbourne.
From what I've seen Melbourne is a really great place to live in, very cool. Great market place...
Melbourne used to be considered as the most glitzy city in Australia but now more attention is puts toward Sydney.
You'd have to best city in the world if Sydney and Melbourne were combined (leaving each of the ugly attributes out)
Melbournians have every right to be proud of their city, but they should stoop to Sydneysiders level. I think too many Sydneysiders suffer from acute tall poppy syndrome. (I'm not one of them)
Melbourne- always up to the tradition of the Sydney Vs Melbourune rivalry.
-underrated city that should gets as much attention as Sydney is getting.
-should do something about the scary tram system. (and the non existant tram station things)
"OMG... I'm going to Melbourne again -yay!"
"You're obsessed... "
"Melbourne is a hundred times better than Sydney..."
"Hmm..."
"It is! Sydney people are so up themselves - they think they're better than everyone else..."
"You live in Sydney, you know."
"I know... "
"Stop complaining then, move!"
"No! I still want to live here!"
"Pff! you're pathetic."
"You're obsessed... "
"Melbourne is a hundred times better than Sydney..."
"Hmm..."
"It is! Sydney people are so up themselves - they think they're better than everyone else..."
"You live in Sydney, you know."
"I know... "
"Stop complaining then, move!"
"No! I still want to live here!"
"Pff! you're pathetic."
by Nasi July 14, 2004
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