michigan left

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.

I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

MICHAEL JACKSONING

Getting your swag on – so all the guys want to be like you and all the girls fall at your feet.

I just saw a real cool guy Michael Jacksoning.

by TooLittleTooLate October 24, 2012

michigan pot hole

When you pull down a girls panties and her vagina is much larger than anticipated.

Kelly looked hot as hell last night, until I saw her Michigan pot hole, I thought there is no way she is gonna even feel me.

by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

Michael Mrucz

Michael Mrucz is a NASCAR YouTuber who has 23K Subscribers on YouTube. He started his YouTube channel in 2016 with Star Wars Battlefront. The next video he posted was "DENNY HAMLIN WINS THE DAYTONA 500! // NASCAR '14 Gameplay". Michael has revealed he lived in Pennsylvania to some of his fans in videos and streams. He also makes YouTube Shorts related to NASCAR. His most popular YouTube Shorts is "Kyle Larson is a Bad Teammate". He has a tendency to swear a lot in his YouTube videos. He's currently doing some F1 Season Mode and NASCAR The Game: 2013 Season Mode.

"WHAT'S GOING ON, EVERYBODY, I AM MICHAEL MRUCZ AND WELCOME BACK TO NASCAR 2013 SEASON!!"

by watami March 17, 2022

detroit beach, michigan

Heroin capital of Michigan. Detroit beach, like surrounding woodland beach and all the other beaches near it are home to the largest heroin addiction within the Midwest.

Often times, the residents are also pedophiles which is apparent due to the local sex offender registry. The average person has ten kids with ten different people and at least twelve needles spread throughout the floor of their home at any given time.

The population consists of more drug addicts than people,including dogs and the drug addicted fish in the lake from all the needle disposals.

Also home to the largest party slut population in the county, even rivaling the likes of Newport.

Tim : Yeah I went out to Detroit beach, michigan the other day, was going to swim but there were needles scattered like land mines all up and down the sand

Bob : Oh what a shock, somebody would probably molest your kids too out that way

by MurderMitten May 11, 2016

Michael Bay Syndrome

The condition of extreme pyromania in which one feels the need to create many, many explosions.

"Dude, I think I have Michael Bay Syndrome"

"Yeah, I know, You just blew up my cat!"

by Das Failboot July 4, 2009

michael nesmith

Guitarist and vocalist for the pop/rock band The Monkees. Member of the group from 1965-1970 and 1996-1997. Responsible for some of the Monkees’ best individually-penned efforts, including “The Girl I Knew Somewhere”, “Circle Sky”, “You Just May Be the One”, “Papa Gene’s Blues” and “Listen to the Band.” Has written many hit songs for other artists, including Linda Ronstadt, the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band and Olivia Newton-John. A proficient guitarist who sustained a successful solo career in the 1970s, releasing countless solo albums and achieving Top 40 hit singles like “Joanne”, “Silver Moon” and “Rio.” These albums were considered to be some of the most groundbreaking of the country-rock era. Formed his own production company Pacific Arts in the late 1970s, which, spurred on by the filmed version of his single “Rio”, helped pioneer the dawn of the music video. Subsequently created the music chart show “Popclips” which later was bought by Warner and developed into MTV. Recipient of the first video Grammy Award for “Elephant Parts” in 1981. Pacific Arts became the leading American video publishing company in the 1980s. Resumed his solo career in the early 1990s after appearing only sporadically in concert with the reunited Monkees between 1986-1989, but temporarily rejoined the band in 1996. Published his first novel, The Long Sandy Hair of Neftoon Zamora, in 1999. Inherited the fortune of his mother, Bette, who invented Liquid Paper, also known as "white out."

Weren't they good, they made me happy.
I think I can make it alone.
-Michael Nesmith, "Listen to the Band", 1969

by MusicFan August 1, 2004