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matician

A person or persons that go by the English name of BOB, highly skilled in space and time travel thru reading mathematics and Latin, however it is best to truly understand if it is read using a mirror.

. A person with knowledge of forgotten language used by Extra terrestrial or other life sources from altered time zones. Not usually found in this atmosphere. To find a true Matician one must first be an experienced chemist in chemical welfare, yet also be on welfare, or have lived in a dumpster in Seattle for no less than 30 days, (their time). Thirty days in Matician time is the equivalent two pi squared. If you come across a true Matician don’t lost them but don’t hang to close either, watch and observe from a distance but let your presents be known. They are freaked and strong yet appear to be meek and shy. Full of knowledge if one can interpret their language.
I can’t to a bridge one day where what I thought was a troll, it turned out to be a Matician and I’ve never been the same since!
by Melarchie May 20, 2021
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Matic

A Skinny Ass Nigga Who Likes Something White From Santa, what else do you think Matic was cuh, He also likes to murder people so stay away from him niggas
Just leave that man Alone Nigga,

Santa His Dad
Murder Kill
Matic our Friend
by ThiccAssMatix November 22, 2021
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Mitică

The most viril păpușel from Sadova.
-Where's Leana?
-In șopru with Mitică.
by Nașamare November 22, 2021
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Matic

Matic is a group of extremely obese male and females gamers. A known fact is that majority of their keyboard's are filthy and full of food leftovers. Their leader of Matic who we all know as Sixa only look decent with a pound of makeup on her face and her emo boyfriend is the only nigga with the Krabby Patty formula. MATIC K, LOUD K, OPB K. { EvL, TH, YRN, SIN, D4W, AOG, SOL, TBL ON TOP }
by EvL[Hated] February 6, 2022
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matica

Female Croatian resident born in 2003 called Mateja but renamed to Matica due to her high IQ which gives her ability to control human minds and form a hive.
Damn Matica really fucked them up
Hey, did you hear from Matica?
by Hambahamba December 25, 2021
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Matic

A really really cool guy. With a dick size of the snake, thrown through the back and pinned to the front. Playing with him is always the best.
She saw a snake, probably is Matic.
by LudiBosanac2 January 6, 2022
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Matic

Intimidating looking dude with anger and alcohol isues. Looks like he could beat you up (probably would if u piss him of or insult/hurt his homies). If u know him well he is big hearted softie(still has a alcoholic problem tho). He is a theater kid, probably gay(jk don't kill me pls)
Stranger: look at this guy he looks intimidating
Matic's friend: nah that's just matic , he wouldn't
by _ilya_ May 21, 2022
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