A dead beat writer who fantasised about your mum. Very sexy btw Ask them their gender, go on. It's gunna change in a months time. Stress cooking? Yep!
P1"Hey You heard of that writer?"
P2"MITZEST? Their also a streamer."
P1"Wait really?"
P3"yes, they also do alot of stress cooking."
P2"MITZEST? Their also a streamer."
P1"Wait really?"
P3"yes, they also do alot of stress cooking."
by YERMASBALLS August 9, 2022
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A poor man came up to me and asked for some "tzdakah" (charitable donation). I saw it as a "mitzvahtunity" to do a good deed.
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Get the Bark Mitzvah mug.Well, our daughter is having her bat mitzvah tomorrow, but she's overweight meaning we'll be holding a fat mitzvah!
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Get the Zoom-Mitzvah mug.When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.
This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.
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