MITZEST

A dead beat writer who fantasised about your mum. Very sexy btw Ask them their gender, go on. It's gunna change in a months time. Stress cooking? Yep!

P1"Hey You heard of that writer?"
P2"MITZEST? Their also a streamer."
P1"Wait really?"
P3"yes, they also do alot of stress cooking."

by YERMASBALLS August 9, 2022

mitzvahtunity

Term sed by Chassidic Jews - Mitzvahtunity is an opportunity to do a "mitzvah" or good deed. It is an example of a portmanteau.

A poor man came up to me and asked for some "tzdakah" (charitable donation). I saw it as a "mitzvahtunity" to do a good deed.

by Yahoodie May 16, 2023

Farm Mitzva

When a jewbilly turns 13, he has a Farm Mitzva.

Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.

by backotruck August 6, 2012

Bark Mitzvah

The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.

Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!

by CM_Schwartzy July 23, 2014

fat mitzvah

When an overweight or obese Jewish girl has a bat mitzvah.

Well, our daughter is having her bat mitzvah tomorrow, but she's overweight meaning we'll be holding a fat mitzvah!

by The Real Driller December 9, 2020

Zoom-Mitzvah

A bar or a bat mitzvah performed over zoom

“I’m going to a zoom-mitzvah during the pandemic.”

by the professional yarter December 20, 2020

Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah

When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.

This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.

Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.

by GoNorthToGetSouth July 5, 2021