Definitions by Yahoodie

fructard 

A stupid Vegan or Vegetarian person who forces their views on other people.

My girlfriend is such a "Fructard", she won't even let me eat Fritos Bean Dip! She says it has lard in it and lard comes from pigs. Who cares!? She is such a Fructard!

fructard by Yahoodie May 16, 2023

Manbirth 

When a man (male) creates something like a painting or writes a book, it is the closest way that he can come to feeling what it is like when a woman gives birth to a human baby. I know, it is without the pain and the screaming, but the feelings of accomplishment and success are very high.

Vincent Van Gogh "manbirthed" over 800 art masterpieces in a short span of ten years. Although he never was married or had any children of his own, he must have felt a great sense of accomplishment at his enterprise.

Manbirth by Yahoodie May 16, 2023

mitzvahtunity 

Term sed by Chassidic Jews - Mitzvahtunity is an opportunity to do a "mitzvah" or good deed. It is an example of a portmanteau.

A poor man came up to me and asked for some "tzdakah" (charitable donation). I saw it as a "mitzvahtunity" to do a good deed.

mitzvahtunity by Yahoodie May 16, 2023