methylander

A resident of Maryland who is addicted to crack

That tweeker is from Maryland where they’re referred to as Methylanders

by Creativedefinitioner November 17, 2018

methyl-methanol

A reasonable name for ethanol (alcohol), which breaks IUPAC naming rules for molecules. Can be used when alcohol is brought up in conversation, but you don’t want eavesdropping adults to know that you’re into underage drinking

*high school student in class, talking to other students*
“Who’s getting the methyl-methanol tonight?”

by I'm not proud to be on here December 7, 2018

mitchybc

A smelly and ugly man with an anaconda cock

That guy over there smells log dogshit and his cock hits the toilet water when he shits, I guess he’s a Mitchybc

by jerrytheabo May 1, 2019

methcycle

BMX bicycle ridden by adult tweakers.

Some tweaker got their methcycle stolen. Now how are they going to they going get to the gas station to buy energy drinks with their EBT card?

by Fvesbjjfe.xddfv August 27, 2019

Methylyptus

Clears your sinuses when you have a snorkit.

If you sniff that methylyptus it'll clear you right up.

by MajorOsthuggin July 3, 2020

matchy

A fish in gypsy romany language

Dick at the size of that matchy

by Gypsytranslater March 16, 2021

methys

A person who's sibling is probably better than them.

"Your sister's a total methys."

by AstroStars14 May 21, 2021