messy sleeper

One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.

Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?

Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?

Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.

Sean: They are such messy sleepers.

Devin: Agreed.

by doctord0192 December 25, 2007

Messy Jessie

A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.

Short- MJ, Dirty MJ

Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.

by FattyMatty November 2, 2012

Messy Sundae

the scene created when tossing a bitch's salad after she's taken a shit but before wiping that ass

Immediately after Jenna pinched a humongous loaf, I ate that nasty hoe's messy sundae for desert!

by K-Ant March 13, 2008

messy mud pie

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she shits on ur hands. You then eat some of the shit and smear the rest on her ass and then proceed to devestate her butthole

Man, Monique shit on my hands and i had the best messy mud pie ever. I swear it tasted just like chocolate

by The Mannnnnnn November 7, 2008

messy sailor

A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.

After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.

by Ginz June 23, 2008

Messy Poo

What Little Kids Useally Say or Mom's Trying to Make Kids Laugh

Mommy!, I Made A Messy Poo

by Seagulls Of Satan! September 29, 2008

Messy Popeye

Noun.

A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.

Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."

by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009