Meman

When you leave your grandma handcuffed and you don't have the key

Ahhh you are such a Meman Armin

by NijeDobrinjac April 8, 2021

marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

by Chris February 27, 2005

Angry Mermaid

This is a sexual act involving cumming on the insides of a girl ankles. Then proceed to push the feet together until they stick. When this is completed and both feet are stuck together slap her in the face and throw seaweed at her. This should give her the appereance of an angry mermaid

John: Hey man i angry mermaided this bitches ass last night
Gary: No way man! whered you get the seaweed?
John: Your momma gave it to me after I Boned her!

by Goatse King December 18, 2009

Mermal

A chubby beagle that enjoys kibble omelettes.

My neighbors dog Mia is a mermal.

by K.N. October 2, 2006

Marmadillo

Half marshmallow - Half armadillo

Hey I saw a Marmadillo the other -person 1
Cool - person 2

by Mr. Jesus October 23, 2007

meemaw

n. A grandmother's nickname.

n. A regular at pageant message boards, usually leaving messages that aren't that funny.

Who left that stupid post?
Oh, ok..it was Meemaw.

by Sallys April 6, 2006

Marmalade Balls

nickname given to Kevin Federline(britney spears new fiancee) after his high school debacle where the whole flag football class at Bullard High in Fresno CA caught him in the act of smuthering his testicles in grape marmalade.

He is kind of strange, but old marmalade balls sure makes for a tasty teabag, just ask Edwin.

by Mr. Prezident July 22, 2004