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Seat Mech

1. Greatest Marine ever

2. Jesus Christ himself was the first seat mech, he joined the marine corps in the year 1 and retired as a Sgt Maj in the year 2... yah he was that awesome.

3. Has slept with every known hot woman in the world... leaves all the fat chicks for powerline and ordnance

4. Every seat mech has kicked Chuck Norris' ass at least once.
All the Hot chicks in the world: "WOW seat mech's are the best!"

Jesus: "I remember when i was a seat mech!"

Chuck Norris: "Holy crap if another seat mech whoops my ass im gonna just roundhouse kick myself to death"
by Seatmech April 28, 2008
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Doo Manchu

The residual build-up of fecal matter on ones upper lip and chin from tossing someones salad directly after they defecate.
I usually enjoy our clean up after we toss each others salad, but I'm really enjoying the way this doo manchu looks on me.
by XdenzelX November 30, 2009
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mecha porn

Primarily, Japanese anime that relys heavily on showcasing mecha: robots/spaceship/fighterplanes/war machinery-heavy action. Particularly when they are engaged in violent combat and especially if the mecha are transformable.

There is no sexuality or actual 'p0rn' as the focusunless it is a doujinshi or hentai fan svc. storyline. The visually riveting & gratuitous element is the visceral & bloody nature of such combat and the war-romance of glamorized, high tech machines destroying each other; as visually addictive to tech-nerds as actual sexual content eg:

Massive exchanges of ordnance and stunning dogfight/combat maneuvers against cityscapes, alien environments or amidst massed fleets of capital ships and blossoming,null-'G'explosions; detailed, 'motion-physics' accurate and almost photo-realistic depictions of soldiers/pilots decompressing in hard vacuum, being eviscerated or burned alive; depictions of ordnance impacts and nuclear explosions, incl. progressive flash/blast/heat, that have otherwise only been captured with motion picture cameras using strobes, frame progression and other photography tricks.

Can apply to non-Japanese, SF motion pictures replete w/the aforementioned.
Did you watch the 3rd episode of Gundam:Unicorn?-Total mecha porn!!!
by Drainfly-IV-Alpha March 12, 2011
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Manchuria

Noun - A state of great confusion, identity crisis and/or internal conflict.

Named after the geographical area in present China, Russia and Mongolia
"Manchuria is not a country - it is a state of mind"

Last week I was in a constant state Manchuria.
by Uncle Augie December 2, 2009
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Manchowder

Derogatory shorthand for the English Premiere League football/soccer club, Manchester United F.C. Also referred by the full name of "Manchowder United".

The term "manchowder" is derived from slang for the male ejaculate.
Did you see Manchowder choke to Barcelona in the Champions League final last night? 10-year-old boys must by crying all over the world.
by swagv May 31, 2009
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Manchester United

A famous football club from China and South-East Asia, but for some strange reason is based in North West England.

It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese, Thais, Vietnamese and Laotian.

Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.
Fan 1: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the world"
Fan 2: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the universe"
Fan 3: "Gary Neville is the best looking male football player in all of creation"

Neutral Fan: "Manchester United are the second best team in England, the seventh best in Europe, and outside of the top ten in the world. Gary Neville makes Shane MacGowan look like George Clooney"
by Misha A July 8, 2011
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Manchego

n. The desire to make out
synonyms: queso, aspirtation, fantasy, craving, lust, horniness

adj. A person who causes the desire to make out
synonyms: arousing, exciting, provocative, sexy, inviting, seductive

v. Manchegar: To make out
synonyms: make out, ligar, chulearse, mangar, caress, smooch, canoodle, fool around
1. 'tengo un manchego vieja'
2. 'ese jebo si esta manchego'
3. 'vamos a manchegar manana'
by coco4cocopuffs May 7, 2009
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