mega piranha

Da flyest awf movies ya will ever see, it awlso starz Paul logan as main character 'Jason Fitch', prepare faw ya retinazzzz to be BURNED by how badassifiyeed dis philm is. Wurd to ya.

Dawgg 1: Hey hoe did ya see that badassifiyeed philm awn tv the other day bout mega piranhas?
Dawgg 2: Slut, awf course this bitch did! That philm had 2.2 million viewaz.
Dawgg 1: Faw shaw! Awlso, Paul logan is such a hawwtie.
Dawgg 2: Dat boi is high calorie eye candy faw shizzle! But that hooka' Tiffany needs her trashy skin sliced awff n' vinergared.

Dawgg 1: Yeah, then somewan should piss awn her carpet.
Dawgg 2: Wurd!!!
Dawgg 1: If she had a cat, I would kick it.
Dawgg 2: Yeah dawgg, but ya don't kick like Paul, leave da kickin' to da professionalzzz!
Dawgg 1: So how are thangz goin' faw ya today homie?
Dawgg 2: Ayeet dawgg, did a few drive-bys then some bitch came in and pissed awn ma carpet.
Dawgg 1: Aww man! I feel for ya, I hate when that shit goes down!
Dawgg 2: I know, that new carpet set me back 200 bucks! Hate when wizzles have beef wit me. Gonna have to change ma locks now so that pissin' bitch aint gon' come back!!

by Crip Dawggy D November 25, 2011

Mega Christmas

A super rare holiday that only those willing to risk it awl can only hope to achieve large amounts of win, or suffer the painful penis crushing defeat.

Guy 1: Dude I am successfully Having 3 separate but awesome relationships with three women!
Guy 2: OMFG! That's like six titties!
Guy 1: I know, thus I will be celebrating mega Christmas this year.

by KDR-II October 16, 2008

mega tits

Massive set of breasts, implying the word Mega and tits together

Damn those mega tits!!!!

by mborowick January 29, 2009

mega-hawk

The most mega of all hawks. Worshiped as the highest of gods in most french cultures. It has eight wings.

Nick- What the fuck is that huge octo-winged creature of the sky?
Joe- Mega-hawk.
Nick- Shit.
Both- *Screams of pain*

by Knowledgeispower September 24, 2007

Megas XLR

Basiclly, american anime that involves a guy with a mecha, but is strictly a comedy. It is, by technicality, a cartoon, but relates more to anime(this is because the two makers are fans of anime). The show features the voices of Wendee Lee and Steven Jay Blum, basiclly, america's greatest voice-over actors. It is the greatest cartoon ever and shouldn't have been cancelled.

Megas XLR: The way cartoons should be.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! September 5, 2005

Mega Gunt

1. An additional layer of adipose tissue which enfolds the archetypal blubber-bulk known as the gunt.

2. A vast network of bundled skin tags or polyps that fuse together like a rat king.

Weight, Lard, Fat, Gunt, Mega Gunt, Hatred

by Fart Zen March 28, 2010

Mega-Simp

The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.

An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect

Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp

by Reagan81 May 8, 2020