SWAG-O-METER

A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual is during the day. Rates from 0-Infinity. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Walk the walk, talk the talk.

Dayuumm, that Michael Martinez boy is all up on the swag-o-meter! Rockin' the Chuck Taylors and crewnecks. I wish I was like him.

by ZMPro December 13, 2010

giving-a-fuck meter

Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.

I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.

by Okzoz June 1, 2011

Metter

1.The crappiest place on earth.

2. An actual hell hole.

Girl 1: "Wanna go to Metter tonight?"
Girl 2: "Why? There's nothing to do in that crap hole."

by ducklover001 March 27, 2011

Double meater eater

Receiving a blow job while eating a Burger King "Super Seven Incher" sandwich.

Jon: "Dude, last night while I chowing down on my BK Super Seven Incher, my gf started giving me a blow job!"

Steve: "Dude, you just got a double meater eater!"

by Peter North/MAPS July 6, 2009

Metter

A girl who is entirely lacking in both the chest and the ass.

Dude, the girl I met last night was SUCH a metter.

by Lusterx April 22, 2010

brain melters

shrooms

1: guess what i got today.
2: what
1: some brain melters!
2: ooh its finna be a fun night!

by tree meister May 19, 2011

meter maid

The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.

That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!

by The Spartender March 17, 2008