Quantum Handjob Mechanics

Also known as Quantum Handjob Theory, Quantum Handjob Mechanics is a branch of physics providing a mathematical description of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interaction of the hand and penis.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the Cum Function. The Cum Function encapsulates the probability that an orgasm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.

Quantum Handjob Mechanics is closely intertwined with the Hymenberg Uncertainty Principle, which relates the fundamental principle that it is impossible to simultaneously measure the present proximity to an orgasm while "determining" the future momentum of a subsequent orgasm with an arbitrary degree of accuracy and certainty.

"Dude, I'm failing Naughty Physics."
"Why?"
"I just can't figure out these equations for Quantum Handjob Mechanics. I'm going to fail that test on three dimensional cum functions..."

by Dzzo August 6, 2011

mechanical advantage

Making liberal use of vibrators, dildos, anal beads and other sexual devices to make a woman come to orgasm. Used by women in place of a partner, or by a man to a woman because he is too lazy, too stupid or too selfish to do it himself.

Sally wouldn't let me bone her until she came, but thank God for mechanical advantage, eh?

by Petrodono November 5, 2005

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

You probably have made over 3 expensive builds, scours around group buys, have no money, favorited over 50 keyboard/switch sellers, and you hate mx browns(as you should my objective opinion is great), you are subscribed to all types of mechanical keyboard youtube channels, overall channels, build channels, sound test videos, and all in between. You probably have a very specific preference on what you love in a keyboard, and if someone robbed your house, all you would care about would be your keyboards.

Are you a Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast?

by solelyskyed February 8, 2021

Slut Mechanic

A low down dirty whore. The type of girl that will literally wrap her legs, lips and ass around anything that looks in her direction. Every time said skank farts, queefs, sneezes or coughs she discharges stale jizz from her body. Effects are increased exponentially when there is liquor nearby.

Jeff: Man who's that drunk bitch?
Nick: Who, Karen? Dude, stay away from her! She's a real slut mechanic.
Jeff: Oh shit really?
Nick: Yeah bro, you might as well dip your dick into a bucket of herpes.

by TheJMART February 17, 2010

Seat Mech

1. Greatest Marine ever

2. Jesus Christ himself was the first seat mech, he joined the marine corps in the year 1 and retired as a Sgt Maj in the year 2... yah he was that awesome.

3. Has slept with every known hot woman in the world... leaves all the fat chicks for powerline and ordnance

4. Every seat mech has kicked Chuck Norris' ass at least once.

All the Hot chicks in the world: "WOW seat mech's are the best!"

Jesus: "I remember when i was a seat mech!"

Chuck Norris: "Holy crap if another seat mech whoops my ass im gonna just roundhouse kick myself to death"

by Seatmech April 28, 2008

Mike and The Mechanics

Oh, one correction! Paul Carrack is actually the lead singer, he also went off on his own temporary solo career between this band's albums; one in 1985, and another in 1988.

Mike and The Mechanics really should be more well-known

by Journey Fan February 6, 2005

mecha porn

Primarily, Japanese anime that relys heavily on showcasing mecha: robots/spaceship/fighterplanes/war machinery-heavy action. Particularly when they are engaged in violent combat and especially if the mecha are transformable.

There is no sexuality or actual 'p0rn' as the focusunless it is a doujinshi or hentai fan svc. storyline. The visually riveting & gratuitous element is the visceral & bloody nature of such combat and the war-romance of glamorized, high tech machines destroying each other; as visually addictive to tech-nerds as actual sexual content eg:

Massive exchanges of ordnance and stunning dogfight/combat maneuvers against cityscapes, alien environments or amidst massed fleets of capital ships and blossoming,null-'G'explosions; detailed, 'motion-physics' accurate and almost photo-realistic depictions of soldiers/pilots decompressing in hard vacuum, being eviscerated or burned alive; depictions of ordnance impacts and nuclear explosions, incl. progressive flash/blast/heat, that have otherwise only been captured with motion picture cameras using strobes, frame progression and other photography tricks.

Can apply to non-Japanese, SF motion pictures replete w/the aforementioned.

Did you watch the 3rd episode of Gundam:Unicorn?-Total mecha porn!!!

by Drainfly-IV-Alpha March 12, 2011