Matteo

Matteo is the type of guy who at first might seem like an idiot but after knwing for a while you start to realize just how smart he is but oooooh no we haven't finished yet.....

He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.

if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.

Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
i love my Matteo
by November 21, 2021
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matteo

Matteo is someone who’s really handsome tall and 6’5 with curly hair and a long dick (1 foot 3 inches) hes amazing gorgues handsome amazing gets all the hoes
Bro i saw a matteo last night.

I wish i was a matteo
by Matteo is so fine April 29, 2024
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Dirty Matteo

The act of spanking and feeding berries and cream to your boyfriend while ringing him.
Yesterday I was giving him a Dirty Matteo when his mum walked in
by RogerTheSexOffender January 05, 2022
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Matteo Massaro

Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"
Dude you huge
Yea I kow they call me matteo massaro
by John pron September 21, 2023
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Matteo pompilii

Matteo pompilii - the Italian stallion, this is an act in love which consists of 2 men
by EpicGuxximan June 14, 2023
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matteo romano

A kind and restful soul. A pure boy/man . usually shy . Hot like lava , he can throw shades in sundays. nobody can stand easy when he's around. eyes like the universe
- hey man did you see that hot boy.
- holy moly... he is like a matteo romano
by iaintnodamnsecratary January 08, 2017
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Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.
We love Amani + Matteo!
by Curlymatteo December 30, 2023
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