Matteo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy

Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.

« omg, look at that boy… hes so sexy.. »
« oh yeah, that’s matteo »

by Sofia20182 December 28, 2022

Matteo Montesi

An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".

Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor March 25, 2022

Matteo

A person that think he,s the best but in reality is a furry and a fatherus missingus his father gott so missing he faded away into the sun because of his son matteo.

person 1: what the fuck is that!
person 2: thats a Matteo.
person 1:Ya i se he is ugly as fuck and is that a furry outfit?
person 2: yes he has also no father and he is called god of fatherus missingus and he sucks at everything and has one iq and is the ugliest person in the world and is the weakest as well.

by qetyuioo May 4, 2022

Matteo

Mateo es un abuelo, le encanta el cine, y te saca muchos temas de conversación SOLO SI te agarra confianza o encuentra una gran conexión contigo, le gusta pasar tiempo solo pero aveces lo agobia, tiene una gran polla pero la real polla p

"Matteo es como un abuelo, con una polla grande"

by Tuloquita29 May 19, 2022

matteo

mi sta sul cazzo

matteo esiste

by zxn9b January 17, 2023

Matteo Carlos

He's a legend. That's all I need to say.

You're such a Matteo Carlos man.

by sobbgolbd March 6, 2024

matteo the fatass

Someone who eats alot at dinners and has fun with animals. He is pansexual and likes dudes over women. Also is plsu size

MATTEO the fatass ur good!

by Someone2131 June 21, 2022