Mats

Norwegian Slang For An Extremely Large Male Reproductive Organ used mostly by vulgar people for an example people at the Oslo underground stations at nights.

Also a person that is really good in school but cant really focus on helping others as he tries to do his own shit stuff.

1. His Girlfriend Loved His Large Mats as it tastes like coca-cola with cola sauce.

2. Some guys: Hey can I see how big your Mats is? The train comes soon
Morten: Sure help yourselfs

2. Adam: Can I have help with this please?
Morten: Sorry I need to focus on my own work first.
Adam: Fuck, you're acting like a Mats

by Large guy April 12, 2009

Mataya

Mataya is the sexiest person. and the thiccest. and the gayest. only real people met a mataya.

mataya is awesome. everything about her.

by coolerthanyou02 April 24, 2019

Masty

Verb originating from the noun masturbation. Used as slang in small parts of South-East England such as Harwich. Means the same as wank; jerking it; jacking off etc

wank masturbation jerking off jacking off

Our mate Tango was rustling in the night, I could have sworn he was having a masty so now he's known as Masty Tango

by MastyTango August 2, 2016

matayo

The name matayo mean you have a bigg ass dick

"Damn I wish my dick was big like matayo

by Flip daddy December 28, 2020

poo masty

The act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the semen is emitted from the penis in an orgasm a poo is shot out of the anus at the same time, creating intense euphoria.

Ohh man I had the best poo masty 10 mins ago, there is semen on the floor

by RORYKNIGHT October 16, 2008

mataya

some crazy ho you don't want to piss off. Mataya got demons! She be bustin' balls and taking names all fucking day! Synchro swimmer and shit as well. bitch aint basic

"Mataya! God damn you bad as hell!"

by Drowe December 8, 2014

mats

Short for the word "materials". Usually used in MMORPG's that means the materials needed to create an item or enchant.

I'll give you a free enchant if you supply the mats I need.

by CaptainLoozer October 25, 2005