Me: hey I have read this article on how to get better at reading...
Someone: Oh yeah? What is it?
Me: O_O, What is your name?
Someone: Maton?
Me: *knocks him out*
Someone: Oh yeah? What is it?
Me: O_O, What is your name?
Someone: Maton?
Me: *knocks him out*
by NutBeenCanceled November 3, 2020
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Get the Matovič mug.Matos means stuff you need to carry an activity whatever the hell that’d be.
It’s a french word and so it’s spread out in all french speaking countries.
My personal favorite use of this word is what is referred to in english as “Stash” and other things. I use Matos to refer to all the shit I use when I’m about to roll a joint (rolling paper, weed, roller, filter, cigarettes ... )
It’s a french word and so it’s spread out in all french speaking countries.
My personal favorite use of this word is what is referred to in english as “Stash” and other things. I use Matos to refer to all the shit I use when I’m about to roll a joint (rolling paper, weed, roller, filter, cigarettes ... )
These fellas outdoors and they better not have forgotten their Matos.
Sarah: Tell me you didn’t forget the Matos.
Sam: Fuck ! I knew I forgot something when I left home.
Sarah: Guess we ain’t getting high today :/
Sarah: Tell me you didn’t forget the Matos.
Sam: Fuck ! I knew I forgot something when I left home.
Sarah: Guess we ain’t getting high today :/
by rez_lompardist May 4, 2021
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Get the matotoot mug.Matouš or the gift of God usually Matouš is sweet and caring guy, he is clever. Matouš of this type usually only ever love one person!
by Pertenz November 21, 2021
Get the Matouš mug.The Thai word for quince — a herb (or fruit) that is believed to protect the house from the devil (in Thailand). It is also believed to be a holy tree of God Shiva in the Hindu religion. Moreover, Matoom (or quince) has many benefits mainly in health.
Thai people also name their kids(both genders), Matoom.
Thai people also name their kids(both genders), Matoom.
by Life is a joke November 21, 2021
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