mathematics

another gangster way to say phone number

"Hey baby. Whas yo mathematics?"
"My what?"
"Your mathematics."
"Oh my number. No."

by ...<@!+Y March 31, 2007

Mathematics

An impossible system time-consuming shit designed to form mental kidney stones

Man- "I'm going to need you to pick me up from the hospital after I pass mathematics today. The pain is unbearable..."

by Swoody January 25, 2010

Mathematics

This cruel word means

Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls so if you like maths or Math you must be crazy

Innocent child: what does mathematics mean?
Someone: Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls

Innocent child: 💀 MOTHER I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL

by oowasiapainter June 5, 2020

mathematics

An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.

Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.

She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?

He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.

by hoze-a March 30, 2007

mathamatize

To apply math to a problem in order to solve it.

Guy: How are we going to figure this out?
Girl: Simple, we just need to mathamatize it.

by Luke Asa December 9, 2008

methampeticide

A homocide under the influence of meth

Alex: Esmee you know your dealer is a methampeticide
Esmee: i know he watches to much Dexter and Breaking Bad.

by Breaking Dexter April 24, 2014

Mathematics

A subject taught in school. It is the study of numbers and how they work. Shortened to "maths" in England or "math" in America. Many people hate it but some people (like me) love it. It is a requirement in the UK for most jobs.

Teacher: "You must pass your mathematics GCSE, or you won't get a job."

by MathsIsAmazing October 16, 2019