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MATTPOV

One who is an remedial douche, or in more common terminology, an asshole. See JERKFACE.
What a mattpov that guy is! Why would he drink directly from Aubin's milk carton while he is sick?
by DonkeyMonkey August 25, 2011
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Matador'd

The aftermath of anal penetration where the phallus is of such proportions, tbe rectum looks as it might after being gored by a bull's horn.
Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; And how were Fanny and Verity when you last saw them?Lord Fredistare Buntwick; Well old chap, Fanny has just finished her second year at Oxford, and Verity has been matador'd by several Galician stable boys!
Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; i'm deligbted to hear it!
by Klaatu's Nikto December 1, 2017
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matalolo

A kind person who loves hanging with his/her friends and will protect you with everything they have.
Matalolo is a cool friend who always had back.
by Meints May 18, 2018
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Matatoes

Instant mashed potatoes. Short (slang) version of saying mashed potatoes.
"I am going to make some matatoes with dinner tonight."
by Raysue96 April 15, 2020
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Matapa

Matapa means butterfly.
Butterflies are colourful and majestic creatures. Matapas love people and are usually smart. They don't let difficult situations define them and they are loved if not, people are most likely jealous. They are honest and short-tempered.
Oh, Matapa , what a unique and beautiful name.
by Tapalani November 22, 2021
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mathapou

Mathapou has the fattest cock ur ever likely to see.He has become one with the tree and you can tell by the massive trunk he has in his trousers
by Daddy Delaney December 6, 2021
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Mataboid

An ancient crystal floating construct the size of a yoga ball that is said to cause eternal pain and immense suffering when viewed at directly. It comes from the myth of Helekos and Venestas and is said to have been created to punish mortal trespassers who attempt to sneak into Elysium. The greedy merchant in the myth was said to have spasmed and fell before vomiting up blood and dying.
Helekos : The gods will not allow the living to trespass into the world of the dead. The Mataboid lies at Elysium's gates eternal. We will have to find another way.
by CorgulantCaster44 February 14, 2022
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