creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.

Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes

by C-PIG April 4, 2008

Mashed Potato Face

The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.

Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.

by Pittsburgh Slim April 21, 2008

Mashed

Term Expressed When Someone Is Under the Influence of Drugs And Alcohol And Is Incredibly Out Of It.

"Crazy Night Last Night, I Got So Mashed"

by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009

Off my mashed pots

Being under the influence of drugs. As in mashed potato

I was off my mashed pots last night.

by itsmine August 31, 2011

Masedonianpetrovski

This is used to describe a person who takes extreme predjudice towards others that are not masedonian due to his lack of intelligence and penis size. usually a Masedonianpetrovski will have a strange attraction to fancy clothes and will buy fake ones to pose as being rich.

i was walking down the street when Micheal started to pick a fight with me because i made fun of his black trenchcoat. He then proceded to make racial comments about me but i didnt care because deep down i knew he was a Masedonianpetrovski.

by GreekSouvlaki January 19, 2008

mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed

If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

by Matt January 25, 2004

The Mashed Potato

A technique used in male masturbation. Instead of stroking the shaft up and down, the motion is circular. Resembling the mashing of potatoes.

Steve: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?

Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.

Steve: What!? What was it like?

Tom: It was..... incredible.

by Father of God June 30, 2010