mass ass

1. a severe condition in which a woman's ass is out of proportion with the rest of the body.

2. a ass so big, even thinking about it will get you lost.

3. a ass so gargantuan, the only thing that gives definition is it's cellulite

4. Booty for days or ass for days--Ebonics

Rhinocop-I hooked up w/ Heavy D last night
Ian-What did you do?
Rhinocop-Yea i tapped that...
Ian-...You mean you got tapped by the mass ass
Rhinocop-Yea!
Ian-Your sick!

by Curtis "Billion Dollar Budget" Jackson April 24, 2006

WTW mass

what’s the word mass is the page where everyone in MA gets their clout. 10/10 content, 10/10 captions, the only problem is that they still haven’t kicked out beverly yet!!

did you see that video of timmy yesterday on WTW mass? he was drunk and jumped onto a table and they gave him a 4/10.

by cancelbeverly2019 December 6, 2018

Mass Probation

A period of time in which one refrains from masturbating, for fear that they would be caught.

Guy 1: Want to come for a circle jerk at Tony's tonight?

Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!

by billstein9000 March 29, 2010

Ass to Mass

Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.

No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.

by Bradaz - Article October 19, 2022

Critical Mass

When you are physically incapable of holding in a shit any longer.

I was at Home Depot with my girlfriend when suddenly I reached Critical Mass and had to run to the closest toilet to avoid sitting in my pants. Thank god we were in the plumbing isle.

by Ken "the loose canon" Loveman November 28, 2012

mass suicide

When a bunch of people all kill themselves because they want to get a point across.

There was a large mass suicide in 1978 when a bunch of people all drank poison and died for no reason.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Mass Media

Newspaper, motion pictures, radio, television, internet and magazines, all which have the technical capacity to deliver fucked up messages to people. Teenagers and children get alot of fucking messages from those baloney motion pictures and stupid television shows and the celebrity magazines. Adults usually get their information from the radio or newspaper which give them political and economic views. Everyone uses the internet for either school or work.

Teen 1: Hey dude didn't that movie show that there are alot of hot bitches in Los Angeles?
Teen 2: Yo, don't get your mind fucked up and get the wrong information by Mass Media.

by AdomC March 9, 2015