The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.
H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?
L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.
by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

by anonymous July 12, 2018

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.
When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.
by SWEPro August 13, 2025
