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Marooned

When you go to take a shit, and have no consideration that there may or may not be toilet paper available. Bad news, there is none to be found. You think to yourself: do I walk like a crab with my pants around my ankles to find more? Do I flag down a wandering ship to help me out? That towel looks tempting, how desperate am I?
You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.
by Nibblet of the unknown March 24, 2022
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Maroon 4

A group of idiots. No one else gets their humor besides themselves. Will be friends forever because everyone else is pretty annoying. You’re probably jealous of our friendship.
Look it’s maroon 4, they are always fucking together
by Ilovelife69 November 9, 2019
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Marooning

Walking around with a condom on throughout the day. Ready for any opportunity.
*gasp* “Jake are you marooning!?”
“yes”
by banjam December 18, 2024
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Making Maroon

The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
"Hey babe, do you wanna try 'Making Maroon' tonight?"
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIE

You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.
¨ Hey, do you want a maroon apple smoothie before the night ends?¨
by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021
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Maroon

Not the color. Almost like moron. Someone who is a idiot
Brendan: Look at the guy driving on the wrong side of the road.
Nick: Ya what a maroon.
by beastdink1 December 26, 2020
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Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men
Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.
by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019
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