When a woman goes on the Maury Povich show to see if a candidate is the father of her child or not. If it's revealed he's not the father, a marathon ensues where she tries to outrun the cameraman
by Mangalhaço March 16, 2022
Get the Maury Marathon mug.A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010
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1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.
2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.
2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.
"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."
by Robosalt December 9, 2008
Get the boston marathon mug.The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.
Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.
For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.
Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.
For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.
*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!
*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!
*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...
by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011
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"Once dark, I move the writing marathon outside by the fire pit and continue the same process" - Garrett Hylton
by Chexeee June 6, 2009
Get the writing marathon mug.A sexual position where a female clings upside down to a male's front and sucks his genitalia (or a blowjob ) whilst he runs on the spot. If said female chokes or is sick, this is known as a Paula Radcliffe.
Cat: want to try some sick new sex moves tonight?
Matt: sure, like what?
Cat: the half marathon?
Matt: sounds like fun!
Matt: sure, like what?
Cat: the half marathon?
Matt: sounds like fun!
by thegingerfurby December 11, 2011
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-you won the russian marathon, remember?
-...........no not really.
-you won the russian marathon, remember?
-...........no not really.
by Stauder May 10, 2009
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