manstration

Manstration is when a man becomes bitchy and theres some blood involved...

the word comes from man and frustration.

Billy and Jim got into a fist fight... I think its due to Jim's manstration... I dont want to clean up their mess.

by Au. March 29, 2016

manstruate

verb: a. when a guy bleeds from his ass every time he takes a poo due to one or more anal fissures

b. to be in a bad mood all day from the pain of ripping your anal fissure again and bleeding like a girl simply because you have to do your business

a. I really need to see about this. When I manstruate twice a day the pain is almost unbearable, and now I think I'm going anemic.

b. Sorry, I didn't mean to bite your head off like that. I manstruate daily now, and it's starting to work on my self-esteem.

by sisyphusticated August 12, 2007

monstrate

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)

oh my god he's monstrating into the swamp thing!

by Paul July 27, 2004

Magistrate

Margaret is an honest individual

Magistrate don't be selling her knock-off gear or she'll grass you up to the bizzies.

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

Manstration

Male masterbation.

Yesterday's hot weather really inspired some "manstration".

by DiscoDuck August 18, 2009

Manstrating

a monthly period when a male goes through hypersensitivity, frustration, anxiety, and anger that occurs in males and is associated with biochemical changes, hormonal fluctuations, stress, and loss of male identity.

He's crabby today, he must be manstrating

by xBrokenHalox June 14, 2020

Manstration

When men are being unrealistically emotional due to their bloodless menstruation.

Roman must be on his manstration, he’s been a bitch all morning.

by Izabeegaaaa January 26, 2023